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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of... →
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Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
So if you're a guy, and you're down for cuddling,...
And being super duper cute together, and your possibly look like a young Leonardo Dicaprio (That’s only a bonus) then come chat me up so we can spend New Years together, and then get married. Thanks
Neyo's album is "year of the gentleman"
And he says he’s a “ladies man.” Ok BUT HE NAMES HIS ALBUM YEAR OF THE GENTLEMAN. So you assume that he’s a nice, man. A gentleman. You know? And then he says he slept with every girl in his highschool class, except for the fat ones. WHOA OK THERE. YEAH YOU’RE A GENTLEMAN. YEAH TOTALLY Nope.
Send me a "☻" for:
l0vely-tessa: date/pass: smash/pass: rate: I’m so bored~ l0vely-tessa.tumblr.com/ask
mcavoyhasladyhips: one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: fucking slut
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year” And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year” http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
REBLOG if you love God more than Tumblr.
potterpotterfreak: people that actually don’t reblog this don’t ignore this folks.. where do you think you’ll be after death? come on, think.. your soul isn’t going to another being or animal, either Heaven or hell.. Honestly, I don’t have a problem with you not reblogging this as long as you don’t mind me reblogging it.
day 54: your definition of love
Love is all the small things. All the cute things. Love is respect. Love is understanding. Love is wanting to do anything for the other person. Love is innocently sleeping together. Love is holding hands. Love is forehead kisses. Love is tracing shapes on the others back. Love is memorizing the shape of their mouth, their scars. Love is finding their beauty on the inside. Love is constantly...
I got my G1
I got perfect. I’m super happy :3
Imagine if when we're born we get to see how our...
But soon we forget it all so we get the feeling that we’re controlling our lives even though it’s been set in stone by God. And then every time you get deja vu, it’s just you remembering bits and pieces from what you’ve already seen. Random thought of the day because I just had MAJOR deja vu. I’m kinda freaked out, and I don’t know why.