please stop throwing a tantrum. you are making me want to rip you out of my body and cry.
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
Oh and I tried my plan for cute guy to get my...
I need 3 shifts taken, so I sent out the email and I put my number in it. But he didn’t text me. And all of my shifts got taken. None by him. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. MY NUMBER IS IN HIS EMAIL INBOX RIGHT NOW. AND IT’S RESTING UNTIL IT’S THE RIGHT TIME AND THEN IT WILL JUMP OUT AND FORCE HIM TO TEXT ME AND LOVE ME.
Sitting in the guard chair when you’re on your period is easily the most terrifying thing. Like seriously. It’s not something you want to do. And one of my supervisers seems to hate me. And makes life absolute HELL for me, and it’s really frusterating, and one day I’m just going to rip him a new one. But for now, I’ll just go home crying. But thank God my boss loves...
yesterdayisadisgrace: OMG THERE WAS A HUGE STORM WHERE I LIVE AND A TREE FELL SO I SENT A PICTURE IN TO THE NEWS ‘CAUSE THEY ASK FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT AND I DON’T SORT MY PICTURES INTO FOLDERS AND I ACCIDENTLY SENT THEM THIS:
bobbierayy: OMG, this is so precious. <3 <3
countfrankula: Omg I’m at a Japanese restaurant and the chef just flung the butter in the air and said, “butter fly.” Omfg.
sprint: bottomfeeders: readytojumpship: ...
We’ll love again, we’ll laugh again, and it’s better off this way.
I feel like the cute guy at work, and one of the girls we work with are dating. Either that, or they’re really good friends. Really REALLY good friends. Something’s up. And, see this is me just going out on a limb and practically making up stuff but, I can’t find him anywhere on facebook, and none of his friends have him, so I’m assuming he doesn’t have facebook....
I want you so bad that it hurts.
There is a constant pulling in my chest whenever you wander into my head. I want the scars that lay across your back. I want that beautiful smile that lights up your entire face. I want to hold your hand. I want to kiss every inch of your face. I want to hold you. I want your little bits of sarcasm. I want everything you are. I want you. You you you you. You in any and every form you...
cryingvagina: why did everyone else get pretty when they grew up what about me
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
Looking at the schedule and getting sadder and sadder and sadder………
heartmehateme: And all I wanted was to fix you. So you could fix me.
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
But I like you so much. :(
All the prom photo’s are so beautiful. I can’t wait until next year.
ok maybe the guy from work will need a shift taken. and he’ll send out an email asking for someone to take it, and we always include our cell number so people can text us if they’re taking the shift. and then I’ll take his shift, and i’ll text him, and he’ll have my number, and I’ll have his. marriage will ensue.